Eggs Fake-enedict

Mmm-mmm good. Fake eggs benedict: English muffins/cheese (Havarti? Jarlsberg?)/soy sausage patties (AKA fauxsage)/poached eggs/lots of salt and pepper. No hollandaise sauce--I find most sauces/gravies/etc. rather icky. There you have it: a yummy Sunday morning brekky, prepared (of course!) by Chef B.