Tallulah-Palooza Friday

"The Canine," winner of the Best Picture Dogscar, starring Tallulah Mae.

Cue the jazzy score: "Why sir, whatever do you mean? I cannot go away with you (unless you give me some biscuits. Or some fish. Tuna would be nice.)"
{Rollicking piano music}: "...and that's why they call it 'suet.' Get it?" (The little birdie is NOT amused.)
{Plaintive violin}: "I've always depended on the kindness of strangers."
{Sinister organ music}: "I scoff at your offer of dried dog food...bring me sardines, immediately! And coffee, with milk--a latte, I say!"
{Loopy slide whistles}: "WHAT the HECK was in that latte, anyway?"
{Emotionally charged cellos}: "I wonder how a can opener works...a peppy go-getting little gal like me can really go places--like the kitchen!}

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