Tallulah-Palooza Friday

 "Welcome to 'Canines Got [oh, I just can't...it's HAVE, not "Got"!] Talent.' Our first contestant is Tallulah Mae. What's your talent?"

"Ahhh, touching your nose with your tongue while closing your eyes... You get 10 billion points for adorableness." (Or however it works--I've never seen "America's Got [AMERICA HAS!] Talent" [or "American Idol" or "Dancing with the Stars"]--so I don't know the procedure, but I think she's won it all, don't you?)

I do watch reality TV, BTW--my newest fave is "The Face." Naomi Campbell, Coco Rocha, Karolina Kurkova, and the lovely Nigel Barker: what's not to love?