File Under: Creepy; Disturbing

 Exhibit Number 1: This is a "statue" of the guy who lives here. It's in his front lawn, and it's holding a beer can. The "beard" is made out of something fuzzy. (Bad pic because I was trying to be surreptitious.)

 Exhibit Number 2: It looks like a sign waver standing on the corner, a blond young woman...

 Here she is from the back...

And here from the front: a creepy mechanized sign waver with no hands! Ahhhhhhhhh!!!! Nightmare! And really, in person, most decidedly CREEPY.

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