Carry a Large Stick (Because You Are Very Large)

 

Technically a pool cue...this cool handmade guy was outside a--you guessed it--billiards parlor, somewhere in Nebraska.

Chicken on a Building

 

For your viewing pleasure, a large chicken atop a building, with an airplane behind it.  

(Here at Foziewisp HQ we love a good animal atop a building...usually it's a bull, sometimes a horse, but very rarely do we see a rooster!)