Thursday, June 30, 2011

Not the Hokey Pokey I Know

Zoom in on instructions for doing the Hokey Pokey up there...I'll wait {waiting, la la la la la}. Are you back?

Number 1: right foot in, right foot out--check. Number 2: shaking it all about--yep. Number 3: do the Hokey Pokey, yadda yadda, etc.--rightio. Number 4: Um. What? I don't remember EVER getting on my knees and slapping the floor during the Hokey Pokey, do you?

Also? Do we really want to do a dance called "The Creep"? I think not. I'm just sayin'...

(This is a record I have for sale in my Etsy shop...)


JuJu said...

Excuse me, I believe you've located the Xrated dance section madam.

I aint humpin the floor during my hokey pokey. Or the creep.


I resoly aver that I will not hump the floor during the hokey pokey.

Robin said...

It's the Drunky Pokey! Put the first shot down, put the second shot down, then go crazy out yer mind, and fall right down on the ground! Then apparently you slap the ground?? The last step they left out: you throw up. Hee hee!

infaws: are we meetin' the infaws for breakfaws this weekend?