"La-la-la-la-la . . . I wonder where my plate of mac and cheese could be? I ordered it twenty minutes ago . . . "
"I can't help but notice that you're staring at me . . . "
"Is something awry? Do I have food on my face?"
"What's that you say? Oh, right. I AM a dog, not a human. I'll just close my eyes and pretend that my mac and cheese is on its way soon . . ."