He KNOWS he's gorgeous! "How YOU doin'?"
Blue Steel (Zoolander reference--see title of this post): "Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?"
"Doodle doodle do!"
Fluffy McFlufferson: "I'm not fat, I'm big feathered."
I do LOVE LOVE LOVE me some chickens, y'all!