Friday, March 2, 2012

Tallulah-Palooza Friday

"The Canine," winner of the Best Picture Dogscar, starring Tallulah Mae.

Cue the jazzy score: "Why sir, whatever do you mean? I cannot go away with you (unless you give me some biscuits. Or some fish. Tuna would be nice.)"
{Rollicking piano music}: "...and that's why they call it 'suet.' Get it?" (The little birdie is NOT amused.)
{Plaintive violin}: "I've always depended on the kindness of strangers."
{Sinister organ music}: "I scoff at your offer of dried dog food...bring me sardines, immediately! And coffee, with milk--a latte, I say!"
{Loopy slide whistles}: "WHAT the HECK was in that latte, anyway?"
{Emotionally charged cellos}: "I wonder how a can opener works...a peppy go-getting little gal like me can really go places--like the kitchen!}



JuJu said...

Applause Applause!!

That last picture is absolutely priceless. Please frame it right away.

Or ursch I will othav.

(those are the stupid words)

vivi said...

Oh, Disney, you are missing your chance at the cutest actress you have ever had!!! XOXO

Kathryn said...

OMG!! That was a Oscar winning performance, guaranteed! Love the script!
I agree, that last picture should be framed. Look how her ankles/wrists (?) poof up her jowls. Err, um cheeks. Better? Sorry TM. I'm sensitive about my jowls too.