Thursday, March 7, 2013

Foziewisp Quiz Time

Class, get out your pencils! A short quiz about--who else--me!!! (Because--have you heard?--I'm fifty!).

1. What did I call floating dandelion seeds when I was a little girl?
a. UFOs
b. foziewisps
c. fairies
d. parachutes

2. Which of the following is NOT true:
a. I've been on national TV
b. I've performed in an opera
c. I've performed on the stage of the Grand Old Opry
d. I've been in a movie

3. What did I want to change my name to when I was six years old?
a. Daisy, the Famous Ballerina
b. Audrey, the Film Star
c. Petunia, Hee Haw Singer
d. Cruella deVille

4. Which sport did I play in high school?
a. lacrosse
b. tennis
c. soccer
d. softball
e. fencing

5. True or False:
I speak fluent German.

6. Which instrument do I NOT know how to play?
a. cello
b. flute
c. accordion
d. bassoon
e. oboe

7. What irrational fear do I have?
a. that I will get stuck on the toilet
b. that an asteroid will hit my house
c. that a crane will fall on me

8. What royal title does B. give me?
a. Duchess of Dorkitude
b. Principessa Sweetie Pea
c. Queen of the Dogs
d. the Marchioness de Marching Bands

9. What was the first movie I remember ever having seen?
a. Bambi
b. Mary Poppins
c. Gone with the Wind
d. The Sound of Music

10. Which of these did I NOT want to be when I grew up:
a. veterinarian
b. jockey
c. ballerina
d. nurse
e. Miss America

Answers tomorrow!


JuJu said...

Oh man, I love this quiz. I have a feeling I got them ALL wrong. But, here are my answers: (guesses)
1. c
2. d
3. c
4. c
5. True
6. accordion
7. d
8. a
9. a
10. e

Great quiz!!

Andy's Attic said...

OK, I almost missed this. Have no idea but here goes
1 c
2 B
3 A
4 D
5 TTue
6 A
7 D
8 A
9 A
10 E

This is so much fun. Can't wait so see the REAL answers!!

Colleen said...

I don't know the answers but the choices are hysterical!!!